Pasco County, FL - Ah, Pasco County, the Florida of Florida if you will. The cops certainly earn their paycheck over that way, I’ll tell you what. A few ago actress Stacey Dash was arrested there for smacking her bitch up. This past weekend a man called 9-1-1 to report his roommate for stealing $20 worth of pot from him and a deputy live-tweeted the whole things because we live in the best and worst timeline simultaneously:
Deputy Zalva did a follow up tweet after the confrontation with the man who kept calling 9-1-1, surprisingly the man wasn’t very agreeable to everyone’s shock.
Pasco, we love you like our perpetually day-drunk and racist Uncle we see on Thanksgiving and Christmas. Thanks for making the rest of the state look good by comparison.