#HMBlog: St. Petersburg: ‘Floribama Shore’ cast-member arrested for flashing boobies & breaking car window.
Well, that didn’t take long. After the announcement a few weeks ago that MTV’s “Floribama Shore” was moving to the classy shores of St. Pete Beach after being displaced by the aftermath of Hurricane Michael, we have our first arrest! No, no one overdosed, but the season is still young. Nilsa Anderson, also known as Nilsa Prowant, was arrested Friday night in St. Pete after she flashed her boobies to a crowd and then kicked a car window out when being asked to leave a local watering hole. I’m assuming she was asked to leave for probably flashing her boobies at the bar before she flashed her boobies on her way out and got arrested for flashing said boobies.
According to the SPD, Nilsa was standing on a balcony at 260 First nightclub, located at 260 1 Ave N in St. Petersburg, when she called to the crowd below to get their attention and flashed her cans. Of course, as everyone knows, including Executive Producers of reality television programs, you’re not allowed to do that. She was then escorted to her car to leave the area when her behavior became “belligerent and erratic,” according to the arrest report.
Police say before she was driven away, Anderson kicked the rear driver side window, shattering the window and knocked broken glass into the street. This is also frowned upon, to say the least.
According to St. Pete police, she was charged with disorderly conduct and exposure of sexual organs. Anderson has bonded out of jail for a whopping 400 bucks.
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#HMBlog: St. Pete: Baby grazed by falling bullet on 4th of July
What the heck did I say about firing your guns into the air on the 4th of July?! DON’T DO IT, DUMBASS! No matter how many warnings authorities issue every year, we know it’s going to happen. Some drunk asswipe is going to fire off their gun and almost kill someone. Maybe there should be an IQ test to own a firearm, I don’t know. St. Petersburg police say officers responded to two reports of injuries or property damage due to celebratory gunfire on the Fourth of July and one of them was a two-month old baby that was grazed by a fallen bullet. It’s really unbelievable that people don’t get it by now. You ever see those videos of those Arab dudes just firing machine guns in the air during a celebration? It’s insane and an epidemic, apparently.
Anyway, the baby was treated for the superficial wound and released from the hospital, thank gosh. That could have gone way differently if the angle was just a degree in another direction. “These incidents serve as a reminder that celebratory gunfire is very dangerous and can cause injuries and property damage,” a spokesperson for the police department said.
So, again, don’t fire your guns into the air under any circumstances and if you do feel the need to discharge your firearm in celebration of some event, go ahead and put it to your temple first before you pull the trigger to spare us from your stupidity.