Indian Rocks Beach, Florida - What’s more refreshing that a nice, cold, ice cream on a hot summer day? I’d say, not much, as you can probably tell from my physique. Now, imagine that the scoop that you scooped that ice cream with was sitting in a container that previously held some crazy Asian woman’s urine. Pretty gross, huh?
Well, meet Jung Soon Wypcha (pictured above), back on June 17th she was captured on film at a local convenient store using the facilities with the door wide open like any well adjusted person does from time to time. Then she headed over to a freezer containing cartons of organic ice cream. A video shows her opening the freezer and putting her hand into the ice cream containers, then picking her nose and sticking her hands all up in it like hungry bear grabbing the last berry from a small jar.
But wait! That’s not all! Police said this mental patient tried to use the restroom again on June 22, but the door was locked and she couldn’t open it, so she used a ice cream bucket, which is used to churn ice cream, to tinkle in. Then she dumped her pee-pee in a sink. Police said the sink was being used to wash ice cream utensils. After that, for good measure she put her hands inside the freezer again, but it’s unclear if they had been washed, I’m gonna go ahead and assume they were not.
It’s weird because Asians are pretty docile but Wypcha was arrested on July 8 for criminal mischief and violating Florida’s Anti-Tampering Act. Police said Wypcha’s actions caused the store to close and destroy approximately $2,000 worth of products to ensure public safety but honestly, they should probably just burn it to the ground, it’s completely soiled beyond redemption.