Naughty Manatee's Put on a Sex Show for Commuters because this is Florida
What’s more “Tampa Bay” than a bunch of manatee’s getting their freak on during a a traffic jam on the Courtney Campbell? I don’t know, maybe if they were also on meth and wearing cutoff jean shorts before the deed. Manatee’s are Florida’s most beloved creatures in the water but it turns out their also dirty, nasty perverts who during mating season have giant orgies in order to breed. Just flippers everywhere, I don’t think that one is supposed to go there, you freak bitch. Anyway, From the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission:
Manatees mate in herds consisting of a focal female and multiple males, from a few to over a dozen, attempting to mate with her. Mating herds are most often observed during the warmer months, but can occur year-round. They can last anywhere from a few hours up to a week long. The manatees are often observed splashing or climbing on top of each other in the water.
Oh, okay then. Well, manatee’s it turns out you picked the right state to live in for your deviant habits. We’ve all got our thing, I guess. Check out some video of the act in nature’s glory below if you’re into that sort of thing but keep your flippers where we can see them, buddy.
The University of South Florida Inks 3 Game Football Deal with The University of Alabama
Whewwww doggie, mark your calendars Bulls fans, September 16, 2023. The Alabama Crimson Tide roll into Tampa to play the Bulls. Now, this is going to be tough to watch but boy am I excited as a fan to watch it. Has there been a team more likely to cock tease you than the Bulls here locally? They start out so great every year and then lose to East Carolina with 2 games left. See related GIF below:
So, they never end up getting any kind of love for a decent Bowl Game and end up playing in the Big Boy Mower and Shrimp Boat Invitational every year and granted, while they win usually, it’s pretty unsatisfying. Of course the Knights have been a fantastic team for years now and have had the Bulls number. They’re good, okay, I get it but this is a big deal for the program. They don’t even have to win these games but if they can make them competitive, that’ll show a lot to the polls. I’m FREAKING excited!
USF has been successful at scheduling Power Five opponents in recent years, and this season it will face both Wisconsin and Georgia Tech. In future seasons it has games scheduled against Texas (2020), NC State (2021, 2024), Florida (2021, 2022, 2025), Louisville (2024, 2026) as well as Miami (2025, 2027). Now it's added Alabama to the mix, ensuring that, should the Bulls have enough success to earn consideration for a playoff bid, they could have a resume the committee deems strong enough to give it one.
LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!