What’s more “Tampa Bay” than a bunch of manatee’s getting their freak on during a a traffic jam on the Courtney Campbell? I don’t know, maybe if they were also on meth and wearing cutoff jean shorts before the deed. Manatee’s are Florida’s most beloved creatures in the water but it turns out their also dirty, nasty perverts who during mating season have giant orgies in order to breed. Just flippers everywhere, I don’t think that one is supposed to go there, you freak bitch. Anyway, From the Florida Fish and Wildlife Commission:
Manatees mate in herds consisting of a focal female and multiple males, from a few to over a dozen, attempting to mate with her. Mating herds are most often observed during the warmer months, but can occur year-round. They can last anywhere from a few hours up to a week long. The manatees are often observed splashing or climbing on top of each other in the water.
Oh, okay then. Well, manatee’s it turns out you picked the right state to live in for your deviant habits. We’ve all got our thing, I guess. Check out some video of the act in nature’s glory below if you’re into that sort of thing but keep your flippers where we can see them, buddy.